How to Make a Pregnant Woman Very Angry

1.Give her a cell phone with horrible service so that she can't make/receive a phone call.
2. When she finally calls customer service, send her to a customer service station in India with a man that she cannot understand while her phone cuts in/out of service.
3. Have the man with the strange accent say he cannot help her and transfer her to someone else.
4. Put her on hold, and when someone finally answers, have her give her speech again to someone new.Have that person say that they cannot help her, and transfer her again.
6. Have the woman give her speech again, and have the service representative ask security questions, then tell her since her husband has the primary phone line on the account, he cannot help her unless she gives him the last 4 digits of his social security number (which she doesn't have).
7. Then, have the representative offer to go through simple troubleshooting steps on the phone when she has already explained to him the the phone works fine, the service just goes in and out constantly in the apartment.
8. Have the representative say "I'm sorry, but if you are the only person who is complaining about service, we think it is you, and it's not worth it to us to try to change anything."
9. While said woman is on the phone, make it so that the only place in the apartment where she has enough service to carry on a conversation is standing right above the heater floor vent, giving her hot flashes. grrrrr.